1. bemusedlybespectacled:

    do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

    like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

    "damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

    "no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

    "stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

    (via thewitchof221bgallifrey)

    8 hours ago  /  113,538 notes  /  Source: bemusedlybespectacled

  2. the-white-bat:

praise-feeder:

What the fuck, you are fucking beautiful


~meet me at the back door just so we can talk more~

    the-white-bat:

    praise-feeder:

    What the fuck, you are fucking beautiful

    ~meet me at the back door just so we can talk more~

    8 hours ago  /  109,991 notes  /  Source: Flickr / wolfpower

  3. I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

    fictionalfeather:

    For example, you can:

    • be in a shampoo commercial

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    • start a boy band:

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    • spot some choice booty:

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    • break into song:

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    • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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    • attend a metal show:

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    • listen to some sick jams:

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    • discover zombieism:

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    • sample some tasty snacks:

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    • watch someone get burned bad:

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    • find something you really like:

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    • find something you really, really like:

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    • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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    • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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    (via shouldnt)

    9 hours ago  /  286,335 notes  /  Source: fictionalfeather

  4. snapchatting:

    what is flirting it sounds dangerous

    (via spoof)

    9 hours ago  /  220,106 notes

  5. piplups:

    who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

    (via heatheption)

    9 hours ago  /  80,989 notes

  6. bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽Halloween Haven☾*。☆

    bats-n-cats:

    ☆。*☽Halloween Haven☾*。☆

    9 hours ago  /  2,233 notes  /  Source: WhiteMoonWitchcraft.etsy.com

  7. barackobama:

    barackobama:

    it is now a federal offence to unfollow me, sorry I don’t make the rules

    Wait

    (via curlspray)

    10 hours ago  /  16,809 notes  /  Source: spoopylightbulb

  8. deather-child:

    a detailed list of things i hate

    • hot weather
    • high temperatures
    • heat
    • warmer than average conditions

    (via wheres-wentz)

    10 hours ago  /  182,221 notes

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  10. slothblog:

    i ship zingle

    single zayn 

    (via samegig)

    10 hours ago  /  2,553 notes  /  Source: slothblog